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Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Classic fit with a crew neckline and elastic ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean, comfortable finish
- Double-needle stitching reinforces the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Ethically grown US cotton with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron

Product information: Gildan 18000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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This adult crewneck sweatshirt features a vintage-style Santa design with the message “Hello, I’m Giving Zero Fucks This Year”—made for anyone embracing low-key holidays, honest humor, and a little festive rebellion. Pull it on for Christmas parties, family gatherings, gift exchanges, or quiet nights when your seasonal spirit comes with boundaries. The classic fit and cozy medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend make it easy to wear, while the clean crew neckline and durable construction keep the look comfortable and dependable throughout the season.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Classic fit with a crew neckline and elastic ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean, comfortable finish
- Double-needle stitching reinforces the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Ethically grown US cotton with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron

Product information: Gildan 18000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Funny Santa “Hello, I’m Giving Zero Fucks This Year” Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt

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